Dan Swick insisted I blog this bit of conversation from our lunchtime chat:

(12:23:00 PM) thatmattbone: actually, I know what my ideal job would be…I’d be a waitress with a big red wig on roller skates, and I’d go around filling up coffee cups at a tech company like google and gabbing about their exciting projects, saying things like “can I freshen that coffee, hun…looks like you forgot to declare that variable, darling”